Editors Note
Due to some confusion among our readers, it has been suggested (and not so subtly) that I make a clarification regarding all comments related to shaving. Be informed, here and forever more, that any and all comments relating to shaving, not shaving, x-number of days of hair growth, and any and all other topics of hygiene and lack thereof, are solely and wholely indicative of my own state of being, and should in no way reflect on Tatyana, or her personal hygiene. She, as always, smells like roses, all the time... as does her hair, her feet, her breath, and her bodily functions, wherever and at whichever time they may occur.... and she shaves her armpits four times a day.... ... as always Thank you, Todd Boone